Nope, I'm playing my advanced copy of Rockband Titties that my girlfriend got me!

In my state at least, the lottery is a major source of education funding, so it's a good idea to play anyway. Not sure about Mega Millions in that respect, but I sure wouldn't say no to $640 million.

my grandfather once said that the odds of u winning the lottery are just as good as not entering at all very true i think xD

Nope. And with the amount of people that showed up at the grocery store for it, I really don't want to. The chances of anyone in my neighborhood winning are lower than being struck 13 times in a row by a lightning bolt.

nope... a month too young..

also the majority of your watchers are 12 year olds with assburgers and are too young to play the lottery/have hair on their balls.

The lottery is a society funded by outsiders. only insiders win. this is why they're all from bumfuck virginia and never new york city or some shit.

Nope.