My girlfriend has the best Halloween tradition I've ever heard of. First we spend the actual Halloween just sat at home giving out to trickortreaters and cuddling in front of some cheesy halloween movies (Bordello of Blood and a couple of Hammer Horror, this year). Then we wait for the cheap post Halloween chocolate sales and I fill a whole trolley at the store. I bring it home and my girl brings home an incredibly cheap but sexy halloween costume. It needs to be too small for her, so she's already starting to stretch out the seams. Then we lock the house, take the phone off the hook and spend a long, sexy evening with her wearing her costume and me feeding her chocolate after chocolate all day. When she gets too full, we stop and I massage her for a while. Of course, she never manages to actually finish the full pile of chocolate, but that's okay because she can eat more later.

...I-I didn't celebrate it this year. D:

Nah, I was on the road back home for a good portion of the night, and also because this weekend I somehow got myself all banged up going about a corn maze(it was really muddy there, and there were quite a few rocks jutting out), so I didn't feel much like trick or treating.

Nothing makes you feel as painfully all-grown-up as being at work on Halloween night. Never again, man.

I worked at a haunted corn maze!!!!!

x3 i did. which resulted in a tummy ache and a motherly "i told you so. here have the rest of the candy that those little munchkins didn't take." :3 best holiday ever.

Nope. But I did dick around in the Halloween capitol of the world. In an evil clown suit. With a Green Lantern ring. And I'm not entirely certain why.

I did. Candyyyy (:<

Got a shitload of candy for my GF, we're going for a weekly record, she's already gained 4lbs this week :'D

STREAMING POKEBELLIES!!!!!!!